“The Heart of the Valley” Antiques Show

A Little Bit of Antique Humor...
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   A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
   They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
   "Me first! Me first!" says the adminstration clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
   Puff! She's gone.
   "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life."
   Puff! He's gone.
   "OK, you're up," says the Genie to the manager.
   The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

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you grow old because you stopped laughing."
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