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A Little Bit of Humor...
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  A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
  "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
  The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
  The next day, after eating some more dung, the turkey reached the second branch.
  Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
  He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

The moral of the story:
Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Words of Wisdom and Inspiration...

"The great body of our citizens shoot less as times goes on. We should encourage rifle practice among schoolboys, and indeed among all classes, as well as in the military services by every means in our power. Thus, and not otherwise, may we be able to assist in preserving peace in the world. The first step - in the direction of preparation to avert war if possible, and to be fit for war if it should come - is to teach men to shoot!" -– Theodore Roosevelt