Spring Antique Show and Sale
at Georgian Place

A Little Bit of Humor...
Shared by PaVendors.com

The Antique Collector

     A guy who collects antiques is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take. He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
    The storeowner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."
    The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you 20 dollars for that cat."
    And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
    The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
    The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold 68 cats."

 This joke was sent to us in an email years ago and we share it with our visitors.

Words of Wisdom and Inspiration...

"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want,
but the realization of how much you already have."
-- Author Unknown