Roosterpalooza 3

  A Little Bit of Humor...

  A farmer was trying to introduce a newer rooster to the coop but not having much luck finding one that was compatible. One day he brought home yet another new rooster and put it with the hens and the old rooster and told them to not fight.
  After the farmer leaves, the young rooster starts to taunt the older rooster. After a while, the old rooster gets sick and tired of the little rooster acting up. So the old rooster challenges the young rooster to a race. The young rooster agrees to race him around the chicken coop for five laps. The young rooster, being bold, tells the old rooster that he will even give the elderly guy a half-lap lead.
  So the roosters start their five-lap race. The first lap the old rooster was way ahead. The second lap the young rooster was catching up. The third lap the older rooster's lead was very close. By the fourth lap, the young rooster was only a hen's length from the old rooster.
  Hearing a bunch of noise, the farmer comes out just in time for the fifth lap. He shoots the young rooster and shouts, "Darn it! That's the third gay rooster this month!"

Words of Wisdom and Inspiration...

"Everything you do can be done better from a place of relaxation."
-- Stephen C. Paul